BEWARE SPAMMERS: Watch out for flying seagulls as we get great pleasure in dumping on you. I'm not a mod or admin, but several times when I have brought a new spammer post to their attention, the offender was dumped from SMC within a matter of minutes.
A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking along the beach, when a seagull flies overhead and dumps one on the blonde. The brunette says in a disgusted voice "hang on, there's a restroom just up the hill. I'll go get some toilet paper."
After she leaves the blonde begins to laugh. The redhead asks "what's so funny?"
The blonde says "well, blondes are supposed to be so dumb...look at her, by the time she gets back with the toilet paper that seagull will be miles away!"
PS No offense to blondes as I prefer shiny bald heads as they make better targets.