I know times are tough for almost all the normal working class people like me and its getting a little old. My retirement account is shrinking and my trading account is on a death watch with the buzzards already flying in circles.
For those of you who are like me here is a little something to help you know when you are actually broke.
10. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank
9. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
8. The neighborhood dog stopped sniffing at your pockets.
7. You give blood everyday - for the orange juice
6. You rob Peter...and then rob Paul
5. Long distance companies no longer call you to switch
4. You no longer get credit card offers in the mail.
3. You have to save up to pay attention
2. You can't afford to stay at the homeless shelter
1. If you normally get your son a pair of jeans and something to play with but this year you bought him jeans and cut a hole in the pocket.